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$FREE on 8/6/2021 – Horny Nutter and the Panty Dropper Potion by Scarlett Skyes

August 6, 2021 in Dubious Consent / Featured / Free Erotica tagged bareback / bull perspective / Comedy / dubious consent / Free / Kindle Unlimited / love potion / Magic / paranormal / parody / Scarlett Skyes / sex slave / submissive / virgin / witch by Scarlett

A Magical Parody that shows what Witches and Wizards would REALLY get up to at University!

All his life Horny Nutter (Horn to his friends) has experienced magical phenomena he never dared tell anybody about lest they think he was crazy. However, when reading through the responses to his university applications, he receives one from an educational institution he not only never applied to, he's never even heard of!

The existence of Diggler's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry explains so much that had happened in Horn's life, but raised to many more questions. After bumping into Emma, an old acquaintance from school, at the assignment ceremony, Horn is thrust into a world of magically-assisted depravity that quickly escalates when the very first concoction he learns in Professor Gape's class is a love potion!

Can a few drops of this wondrous elixir turn Emma from a snow queen into a submissive plaything forHorn? There's only one way to find out…

See also my latest MEGAbundle for the sequel… Horny Nutter and the REAL Sleeping Beauty!

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$0.99 on 8/9/2020 – The Dolly Slutsky Mysteries – Parts 1-5: (Erotic Comedy Mystery) by Lexie Renard

August 9, 2020 in Rough Sex tagged $0.99 / bimbo / Comedy / detective / hot / Kindle Unlimited / Lexie Renard / mystery / rough sex / sex exchange / sex with strangers by Salmon37

Meet Dolly Slutsky. She’s a vixen, a sleuth, and has more gumption than you’d expect from a bombshell.
5 scorching, seductive stories!

#1 – The Case of the Strip Club Thief
Dolly is so excited to find office space for her new Private Investigation business that she barters for the rent in an extremely enjoyable way – much to the surprise of her burly landlord. Her very first client is concerned that money is going missing from their strip club, so Dolly heads straight to the scene of the crime, and straight under one of the potential suspects. Is the office couch rocking, or is Dolly just doing her job?

#2 – The Mysterious Tequila Affair
Dolly finds a cute hipster to help her with her website, and ends up christening the new bed in his micro-condo. Then she meets a new client who thinks his wife might be having an affair, as she comes home with a special sort of glow. Dolly discovers Tiffany’s version of “ladies night” is far more down and dirty than she expected. Things get even more heated when Peter wants to catch her in the act. Should Dolly charge double for a threesome?

#3 – The Little Minks Minx
Dolly meets up with her new graphic designer, so he can get to know her intimately before he lays out her business cards. Then she meets Kevin – a new client who has fur coats disappearing from his huge storage warehouse. Dolly will need to get up close and personal with the staff to get to the very bottom of this mystery. She always does her best work with her high heels in the air!

#4 – Titillating Tiki Tuesdays
Dolly meets with her new lawyer and is pulled into a meeting room where she must be completely silent. (Not even a giggle, which you know is difficult for her.) This gets her motor running like never before. Then she takes a trip to her local tiki bar The Shore Leave, and stumbles upon a mystery involving a lack of ladies at ladies’ night, strange men, coconut drinks, and eventually a naughty encounter with a policeman. Being on the right side of the law isn’t nearly as hot as being under it.

#5 – The Case of the Missing Orgasm
Dolly records a radio spot, “bartering” with the cute sound engineer Corey. There is a new case to be solved when a band's old tapes disappear. 90s punk band Gimme an Orgasm can’t finish their “Best Of” album without the recordings, and Dolly needs to “finish” as often as possible as she solves this rockin’ new mystery before the band’s big come-back*. A naughty little visit to her new lawyer completes the case, as she gives in to his strange, silent fetish.

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$FREE on 12/5/2019 – Corky: A Tale Of SIX Extremely Arrogant, Totally Hot Men, And One Very Lucky Lady by Nina Dawn

December 5, 2019 in Erotic Romance / Free Erotica tagged billionaire / Comedy / erotic romance / first time / Free / Friends to Lovers / hot neighbors / Kindle Unlimited / menage / Nina Dawn / parody / reverse harem / RH / spankings / virgin by Scarlett

A steamy, comedic Reverse Harem romp, poking gentle fun at the romance stories we all love.

Chloe, pretty, curvy, somewhat innocent, and totally relatable, returns home from college to live with her quirky relatives who can’t stop talking about the same steamy romance novels, and their interesting trips to the hardware store.

This twenty-two year old needs a job, and fast!

Guess what? The six amazingly hot, extremely arrogant guys who lived next door to her are now multi-billionaires operating their own incredibly successful winery.

The Corkers have a very special job offer for Chloe… if she can take dictation from all six guys.

Oh, Chloe thinks she can.

Lucky, lucky Chloe!!!

Expect laughs and plenty of OTT steam.

Love works in unexpected ways!

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$0.99 on 5/30/2019 – Post Mate by Liza Mitchell

May 30, 2019 in Erotic Romance tagged $0.99 / Comedy / erotic romance / first encounter / Kindle Unlimited / Liza Mitchell by Salmon37

She's getting more than she ordered…

Elise
She threw her head back and groaned. Today was not her day.

People walk around with casts all the time, and it looks like brightly colored tape covering a completely normal limb. Elise was not that lucky. Deep purple and yellow bruising covered her arm in circular splotches, like some kind of skin disease in a Sci-Fi movie.

Wine could numb her pain—and her bruised ego. Confirmation came through that her delivery would be made in thirty minutes. Perfect, just enough time to take a cold shower and wash off the horror of the day before she drank a bottle of wine… alone.

James
No tie. No schedule. No boss. No quotas. No tie. No schedule. No boss. No quotas. His mantra actually perfectly matched with the rhythm of his feet on the pedals and the song blasting in his headphones.

He turned a corner down a residential block and eyed the house numbers, closing in on 5762. Delivery number sixteen for the day, a single bottle of wine. Rosé. Probably a mom of three facing dinnertime alone. James tore his headphones out of his ears as he jumped up the front steps and rang the doorbell.

The deadbolt snapped, and the front door opened abruptly revealing a mass of dripping wet blond hair. A beautiful disaster.

Don’t touch her. He knew once he started, there’d be no stopping.

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$FREE on 11/22/2018 – Screw Up by Alexis Wilder

November 22, 2018 in Free Erotica / Inter-racial tagged Alexis Wilder / Celebrity / Comedy / Free / inter-racial / Kindle Unlimited / multiple partners / paparazzi / wealthy by Salmon37

A desperate writer must learn to embrace her inner bombshell when she lands a covert job as the world’s first celebrity sex reporter. Join Cassie as she navigates troubled relationships, props up failing investments, and tries to keep her secret job screwing movie stars for TFP.mag as the infamous Tinseltown Temptress under wraps. What's an ardent fangirl to do?

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$0.99 on 10/31/2018 – Mischief by Tiffany Reisz

October 31, 2018 in Gangbang/Menage tagged $0.99 / Comedy / gangbang/menage / Halloween / holiday / Salem / Tiffany Reisz by Scarlett

When Nora's young lover Nico admits he's always wanted to celebrate a real American Halloween, she summons him to Halloween Town, USA—a.k.a. Salem, Massachusetts—for two nights of nothing but candy, sex, and mischief. If necessary, they can skip the candy.

Featuring characters from Tiffany Reisz's award-winning Original Sinners series, this standalone erotic novella is the perfect Halloween treat.

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$0.99 on 10/15/2018 – The One With the Abduction: Abducted Book One by Cassie Swain

October 15, 2018 in Breeding tagged $0.99 / Aliens / anal / breeding / Cassie Swain / Comedy / fantasy / humor / impregnation / Kindle Unlimited / menage / oral / pregnancy / pregnant by Salmon37

What's so special about Ted?
Nobody knows…and certainly not Ted!

Ted's had some bad luck in his life. After being cheated out of a billion-dollar business by his college partner, Ted's days are now mostly spent ogling the waitresses at Big Bunz Burgers where he does all the jobs no one else will.

Unbeknownst to him, he's about to be visited by aliens and be indoctrinated into their breeding program. Their goal: adding new life to their gene pool which is no longer able to produce viable males. Fortunately for Ted, he's the only man on Earth with the compatible genes required for this long-lost race of human women!

Join Ted's adventures in this lighthearted fantasy as he faces a gorgeous Council of aliens, all in familiar beautiful bodies drawn from his own memories! Is he prepared for what the aliens' manipulative breeding plan has hidden at its dark, unprotected core?

Find out in this FIRST and FABULOUSLY STEAMY installment from the author of The Breeding Invasion!

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$FREE on 10/9/2018 – Dragon’s Successor: Lords of the Dragon Islands Book 4 by Isadora Montrose

October 9, 2018 in Featured / Free Erotica / Paranormal: Shifter tagged action / Alpha Female / alpha male / aristocracy / BBW Romance / beach / billionaire / Comedy / Contemporary Romance / curvy magic / danger / destined bride / destined mate / dominant / dragon shifter / fated mate / feel good / Free / hero / international / Isadora Montrose / jealous / Kindle Unlimited / maori / New Zealand / nobility / one true love / Paranormal Romance / paranormal shifter / plus-sized / possessive / protective / rich / runaway bride / runaway mate / second chance / secret baby / seduction / series / shapeshifter / shot gun wedding / virgin / wealthy / wedding / weredragon by Salmon37

Arrogant billionaire dragon lord transforms an innocent geek into a smoking hot dragoness. Luscious dragoness blows heartless alpha male off and departs with his secret baby.

How can dominant, possessive dragon Roland Voros redeem himself and prove he’s worthy of BBW Kayla’s heart? Will a forced marriage gain him access to her love as well as her body?

How will this down-to-earth bombshell teach red hot dragon shifter Roland that money can’t buy love or her son?

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$FREE on 9/3/2018 – The Unexpected Alpha Male: Space Bimbos Book One by Jason Hutchinson

September 3, 2018 in Breeding / Free Erotica tagged action / adventure / Aliens / bimbo / breeding / Comedy / Free / humor / Jason Hutchinson / Kindle Unlimited / younger female by Salmon37

Space Bimbos are human too, right?

…and Sam is finding he's their ultimate Alpha Male!

Sam's a geek for alien abduction stories. Heck, he's even been seeking them out, hoping to join the ranks. His dreams were never quite like this, though, as he finds himself abducted by a crew of gorgeous Bimbos from Space!. Seems as if this long-lost human civilization doesn't have a clue about real men, and Sam's more than happy to teach them the hot and steamy truth. He'll need courage, wisdom, and all the stamina he can muster to protect his new benefactors from the harsh realities of the universe, even while being distracted by all the gorgeous, fit, hotties he can handle!

Will Sam be able to lead this rag-tag band of Bimbos, or will he be overwhelmed by all of the pent-up passion they have to offer?

Join Sam and his new crew of insatiable Space Bimbos on a tour of the finest heavenly bodies the universe has to offer!

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$FREE on 5/17/2018 – Dragon’s Christmas Captive by Isadora Montrose

May 17, 2018 in Featured / Free Erotica / Paranormal: Shifter tagged adventure / alpha male / bbw / billionaire / Comedy / dragon / elf / elven / fantasy / fated mate / feel goodsteam / Free / humor / Isadora Montrose / Kindle Unlimited / Magic / military / paranormal shifter / steamy by Scarlett

Heroic naval officer and bachelor dragon lord Theo Lindorm is taken prisoner by elven princess Lexi. She dispatches him to the freezing depths of the ocean to retrieve her lost gold ring– with herself as the ultimate prize.

Kind-hearted alpha maleTheo is willing to help, but how could this tiny tyrant be his one true fated mate? Thumb-sized Lexi will have to figure out how to claim the heart of this towering dragon.

A skillful blend of fantasy and steamy romance this lighthearted romp will have you laughing and holding your breath by turns.

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